Overview: The RIAA has made itself clear. Stop the downloading, or else. Well, if the RIAA was forced to make a living on the peanuts we earn a week, maybe it'd understand why we do it. After shelling out money for rent, porn, and other expenditures, we barely have enough cash to pay the bar tab. Tonight, Martin takes a stand against the powers that be in a battle of the ages. A goofy, small-time television host squares off against the big boys from Washington. Put the kids to bed early, because this one could get ugly. Also on the program, meet Pete Brusyo. He loves the 40-ounce malt liquors just as much as our host does. Indeed, Pete has erected a website dedicated to the ultimate party beverage. Plus, Rubik's Cube genius Dan Knights attempts to solve the '80s toy in under 17 seconds. (That's longer than Martin lasts in the sack.) And we have new installments of Dear Blog and Girls Gone Wired.