Overview: The Internet is an amazing place. Not only does it let you view tons of free pornography with the assumption of complete privacy, but it also unites a whole bunch of people who normally wouldn't be caught dead together. Case in point, on tonight's show we have a witch, a cabbie, Britney Spears, and a kid who will suck his own toes if you toss him a nickel. What do Peter Frampton, George Lucas, and Ringo Starr have in common? Well, yeah, all their careers went to pot about 20 years ago, but they've also shared the experience that is ""The Ultimate Taxi."" We've got the Ultimate Cabbie here to explain why he packed his cab with as many gewgaws as humanly possible. Plus, by the pricking of my thumb, something witch-ed this way comes. Macha Nightmare is going to explain how the Internet has brought witches out of the broom closet and a little closer to the mainstream. She'll also be harnessing all of her power to break Marty's long line of lonely nights. Yeah, good luck. Not even Gandalf cou